The rocket man said no way. There were some things he wouldn’t stoop to, and bagging
moon dust for sale on earth fitted into that category, especially sale by some
company operating out of Jersey, calling itself Planet Earth Holdings.
The company texted, phoned and emailed him, not only
at Space Control UK, but at home. He declined to reply. Even after he’d been launched, they
were still trying to make contact. It was as if they imagined mobile phone
masts up in space. All they got back, however, were engaged beeps that went on
and on.
After this, Planet Holdings’ PR people started a
grass-roots campaign raising public awareness to the value of moon dust,
cosying up to the right journalists and paying hard cash to a couple of useful
blogsite. The idea was taken up too fast for a tipping point. It caught like
wildfire.
Suddenly everybody was blogging about the properties
of moon dust and what they called its ‘distribution crisis’. Pride in the achievements of the UK Space
industry turned to discontent. All this messing around with rockets, paid for
out of the public purse - pound for pound that moon dust belonged to the man
and woman in the street. Their
rocket man, funded by their taxes, had a public duty to bring it back.
People started phoning Space Control UK. God alone knows how they found the
number. The story made it onto the radio, and then TV. Phonelines filled up with indignant
callers demanding moon dust as their human right. Some wanted it sold to raise
money for good causes. Others reckoned it should be administered directly to
those causes, others that it should be divvied up by Lottery. There were arguments about what would
happen if the EU laid claim to it. Some subtle voices whispered that the safest
hands were the good folk at Planet Earth Holdings – a company nobody had heard
of before, but whose shares[on the subject of sky rocketing] were now aiming
for the stars.
Questions were asked in Parliament. The government had crippled itself,
accused the Labour front bench, attempting to prove its position on the world
stage. Its ridiculous space
programme had brought the country to its knees - and were they now denying its
citizens access to what effectively was their own moon dust? A nationalized industry needed setting
up, making it available on a basis of need. No way, announced the Tory front
bench. Moon dust should be
privatized. Already discussions with Planet Earth Holdings were under way.
At this, a mob took to the capital’s streets. The matter
was discussed in Cabinet. Riots
kicked off around the country and a COBRA meeting was convened. Rumours
abounded about moon dust’s properties. The Government’s Chief Scientist was
called in. Air Force chiefs advised. The people from the UK Space Industry were
called in. The Americans had
something to say. So did the Russians and Chinese. The Pope issued an edict. So
did Greenpeace and Friends of the Earth. All three agreed that it wasn’t
ethical to remove dust by rocket-load from the moon.
Everybody had an opinion, but no agreement could be
found as tis often the way. The
Cabinet was split. The Prime
Minister was prevaricating. The Deputy Prime Minister was no fool. He appraised the situation and seized
his chance.
Up on the moon, the blackness of infinity was so
intense that the rocket man could not just hear it, but actually see it
sing. Dust lay like fallen stars
beneath his feet. The earth shone
like a jewel. It was the most beautiful thing he had ever seen.
[copyright©Pauline Fisk 2013]